BBC breakfast presenter vacancy

I get emails from people looking for a job as an anchor newsreader for BBC breakfast,

"I am fairly uneducated, but I giggle at everything and I'm quite attractive, I feel I am qualified to work on BBC Breakfast so how can I apply"

To be honest, I don't know how you get one of these jobs, I imagine that you have to know somebody, family, close friend etc, as obviously these are wonderful jobs, everybody doing them is highly paid and deliriously happy, I think its likely you would also have to be female or gay

PC to the extreme

Firstly the "grid girls" are all sacked and made redundant, because they are attractive, and paid well, now they are unemployed as by paying them, they are being exploited, in that case, we are all exploited because of something we have, a skill etc.

But last week, Apu, the Indian / Pakistani shopkeeper has been sacked from the Simpsons, so he's now unemployed because of  "PC" political correctness out of hand, they are afraid of stereotypes, but Homer is allowed, even though he's an aging, fat, uneducated, balding male, that's OK , because he's a white male, the only group that has no protection and anybody can criticize or stereotype