Racial Tolerance

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends
are against another mosque being built in London.
...
I think it should be the goal of every Englishman
to be tolerant.

Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort
to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs
be opened next door to the mosque, thereby
promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay,
"The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar
called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes
in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque
pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called
"Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins
in the window modelling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for
an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name
in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor
store called "Morehammered."
All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate
the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem
would be solved.

If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think
this is a good plan, please pass it on....