Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it. I was in a
Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that
I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really
loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of
the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my
coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly
remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.
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