Keeping the Police busy

The UK Government plans to change the law ⚖ so that car drivers must inform the Police 🚨 if they run over a cat, although it's always been claimed that cat 🙀 owners are not legally responsible for their cat 🙀, so the only reason I can see for introducing this law is to keep the police 🚨 busy and so stop 🛑 arresting ethnics for knife crime, a cat would be a crime and prosecution, 100% clean up rate on crime

This announcement also comes at a time when the police are encouraging women to come forward if they feel they have ever been a victim of sexual harassment, however long ago