Common sense has died

An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

UK Coronavirus Deaths decrease

Our leader, Boris has announced some lockdown measures to be eased this week and even more next week, and maybe pubs & restaurants to re-open on 4th July to coincide with his mate Donald Trump American Independence day

I would suggest people receive Boris world-beating announcement with caution,

266 new cases a day is not nothing, and you can see it's going up 👆🏻 again

Deaths are going down 👇🏻but only because they went up 👆🏻 earlier this week

I don't want to be the bad guy, but he is prone to changing his mind, he announced people in shielding must stay in until 1st July at the earliest, then suddenly 4th June is safe, and now, I think its back to the 1st July, which is what I was always told by my Doctors. A similar scenario occurred with the schools re-opening

I know many people flaunt or even ignore the rules, even MP's

I am eager to return to normal life too, but I think people believe Boris after all, many voted for him and I know many people don't even believe that the COVID-19 is that serious, so I would be careful, and we MAY avoid a 2nd wave, as it is, I think the COVID-19 is here to stay for years into the future, maybe until  a vaccine is found

Coronavirus 2nd wave

At the moment deaths ☠️ in the UK continue to fall 😄😇, obviously, this is great news, but now people are very relaxed about the virus with government implying that the virus is virtually eradicated and places beginning to re-open again, all sound like good news, I personally have been in lockdown 🔐 shielding 🛡🌟for three months, and I still have to wait until at least the 1st July, however, I got a phone call 📞☎saying it was safe to go out now, I also saw this on the news, all sounds great, except, I don't believe it, the story on the news keeps changing, and now the government is denying any responsibility for lockdown 🔐 or easing of lockdown and claiming it was based on scientist advice, so nothing is their fault, so why do we even needed such a large overpaid government?

Boris even got up early to deny any responsibility

I was aware that many people were ignoring lockdown and quarantine rules, including government ministers, we all know people like this, so as much as I hope the virus is dying, I think we will see it grow back stronger, yesterday travellers coming into the UK will have to quarantine, where? nobody knows. This swiss guy was one of the first in yesterday, he knew nothing of the quarantine, why would he?

What quarantine, I feel sick!

I say this to warn people, brace for a hard future, a 2nd wave of Coronavirus this year, and a black prime minister, with companies, forced to let blacks run everything - my prediction!