Help for heroes

Help For Heroes
Let's hope they all come home safely.

  
 
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard....

..to listen to his son whine about being bored.

....to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes.


...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep.

...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car.

....to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower.

...to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying.

 
....to keep from laughing when anxious parents say they're afraid to send their kids off to summer camp.

 
....to keep from ridiculing someone who complains about hot weather.

 
.....to control his frustration when a colleague gripes about his coffee being cold.

 
....to remain calm when his daughter complains about having to walk the dog.

 
.....to be civil to people who complain about their jobs.

 
.....to just walk away when someone says they only get two weeks of vacation a year.

 
....to be forgiving when someone says how hard it is to have a new baby in the house.

And Our British Mates. Always There.
 
We "Band of Brothers".

If you agree......keep it going,
If not simply hit the delete button.
PROUD TO BE BRITISH

European Situation

Apparently, this is true.

 For anybody who doesn¹t fully understand the Euro situation , it is explained very simply in the picture below

THIS IS BRILLIANT - and loopholes Europe in a "few" words

Pythagoras' theorem - 24 words.
Lord's Prayer - 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle - 67 words.
10 Commandments - 179 words.
Gettysburg address - 286 words.
US Declaration of Independence - 1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments - 7,818 words.
EU regulations on the sale of cabbage - 26,911 words

Your minds viewpoint

Under cooked chips

 Chez American - Villamartin - from Qype

This place looked like a place for the perfect burger and chips, the “group” also own a Argentina steak restaurant which is excellent so I was very optimistic about what to expect; The real 100% beef burger was €9.5, so not cheap, or expensive, but a lot of money for  a bad experience, especially as the drinks are a little pricey; the food arrived quickly and courteously; I tasted the burger, fantastic; I ate a chip, arrgh, it was nearly roar, I called the waitress over and she said she would get me some more, but didn’t really apologise; I nibbled my burger while I waited; twenty minutes later still no chips and I had eaten my burger. I asked the waitress again, she said wound’s be long now but they were very busy (but they didn’t seem it). I told her to forget the chips; I paid and left, so overall if the chips had been cooked it would have been a nice meal, but for me it was a bad experience. Another thing is that kids eat free, for some, this was a plus, but for me the kids running around and playing did not really make it a restaurant experience, only restaurant prices.
This place looked like a place for the perfect burger and chips, the “group” also own a Argentina steak restaurant which is excellent so I was very optimistic about what to expect; The real 100% beef burger was €9.5, so not cheap, or expensive, but a lot of money for  a bad experience, especially as the drinks are a little pricey; the food arrived quickly and courteously; I tasted the burger, fantastic; I ate a chip, arrgh, it was nearly roar, I called the waitress over and she said she would get me some more, but didn’t really apologise; I nibbled my burger while I waited; twenty minutes later still no chips and I had eaten my burger. I asked the waitress again, she said wound’s be long now but they were very busy (but they didn’t seem it). I told her to forget the chips; I paid and left, so overall if the chips had been cooked it would have been a nice meal, but for me it was a bad experience. Another thing is that kids eat free, for some, this was a plus, but for me the kids running around and playing did not really make it a restaurant experience, only restaurant prices. I probably would go back but not when they have more that 10 customers as they don’t seem to be able to cope

GP Prescriptions

On the BBC news this morning, apparently GP's mess up one in six prescriptions; seems fare enough to me as they only get paid six times the average wage, oh no wait, that’s not right is it

Mums Stew

Hi all

Sorry I have not updated for a while, I had ten days away in sunny Spain with my father, it was nice getting to know him better as its been years and years since we really had a chance to talk, he's 77 now, really is a different bloke than I remembered as I've not really seen him to talk to.

Anyway I'm back in the UK now and my dad came over with a frozen stew that my mum had made for me, I don’t really cook much as its very hard work with my dystonia, but I can reheat a stew and make some dumplings, and here it is :-)

I have a very quite few days, listening to music and doing a bit of work from time to time. I intend to do more of this re-heating cooking, its very nice.

Racial Tolerance

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends
are against another mosque being built in London.
...
I think it should be the goal of every Englishman
to be tolerant.

Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort
to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs
be opened next door to the mosque, thereby
promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay,
"The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar
called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes
in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque
pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called
"Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins
in the window modelling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for
an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name
in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor
store called "Morehammered."
All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate
the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem
would be solved.

If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think
this is a good plan, please pass it on....

Entrepreneur’s Credo: Written in 1776

Entrepreneur’s Credo

"I do not choose to be a common man,
It is my right to be uncommon … if I can,
I seek opportunity … not security.
I do not wish to be a kept citizen.
Humbled and dulled by having the
State look after me.
I want to take the calculated risk;
To dream and to build.
To fail and to succeed.
I refuse to barter incentive for a dole;
I prefer the challenges of life
To the guaranteed existence;
The thrill of fulfillment
To the stale calm of Utopia.
I will not trade freedom for beneficence
Nor my dignity for a handout
I will never cower before any master
Nor bend to any threat.
It is my heritage to stand erect.
Proud and unafraid;
To think and act for myself,
To enjoy the benefit of my creations
And to face the world boldly and say:
This, with God’s help, I have done
All this is what it means
To be an Entrepreneur.

(Excerpt from Common Sense, written in 1776 by Thomas Paine)

Plymouth Hospital

I got back from Plymouth, Derriford hospital late yesterday, I am tired and grumpy.
I had my de nerve operation to treat my cervical dystonia on August 11th 2011, the results were OK but not perfect, at the time the surgeon indicated he may need to have another go, apparently the nerves sometimes grow back on there own, although I honestly was not told about that before the operation.

As I understand it, the cost is very high and my GP has to sanction it,  so the surgeon gains, even if he messes up, he gets big bucks, and may have to repeat the operation, anyway, the re-grown is between 6>12 months so its 6 months since the operation and the surgeon insisted on seeing me, for me, Leicester to Plymouth it is 7 hours to Plymouth, one hotel night, see surgeon, too late for return train, another hotel night, then another 7 hours home, it’s a long gruelling journey, for anyone, but with Dystonia it is epic, what really pissed me off is it costs me around £300 for the trip and I only got 5 minutes with the surgeon, he didn’t even stand up to look at my neck, and see if the nerves are growing back, he just sat in his chair and asked me how I was, I said better but not good, and he just wrote something down at appeared and acted quite uninterested, I feel they want the prestige and mega pay, but don’t really want to spend time with patients, I hoped he would tell me something about my disease, and what I can expect in the future.

I always knew that there was no cure, but now he says they took so long to do the operation that other nerves are now trapped and damaged, so of course that’s why my hands are numb and my back hurts and I can't sleep, but he did not seem to care.

In any event, I don’t understand why he could not have told me nothing on the phone, or seen me on Skype, Yahoo, webcam etc. it was a hideous waste of time and money. All I now know is that he will see me again in August, being the one year anniversary. That will be another waste of time, which I guess he will bill the NHS trust for 

Plymouth Follow Up

well here I am off to Plymouth again, there's nothing wrong with Plymouth for a holiday, but I have to go to see my neurology surgeon just so he can have a look at how I am. I have already been told that they won't operate again at ;eat until August, so this is just a hello trip. What peeves me is that it is a days travelling to get to Plymouth, I will hang around the hospital for another day, during which time the surgeon will probably spend about 20 minutes with me, then on the third day I travel home, its about 7 hours each way. Maybe I am missing something but why can't I just chat with him on webcam? maybe too simple, but for me the trip is very difficult, tiring, expensive and time consuming. Anyway, I will be back on Saturday, maybe have an update, but not expecting much this time.

I think maybe the surgeons charge the NHS trust when they seem somebody, so maybe that’s why the follow up, even though they know they wont consider surgery until August.

Valentines Day

Valentines day.......secretly men feel left out, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation to the man in their life. So March 14th is now officially "steak, blowjob and shut the fuck up day" simple effective and self-explanatory, no cards, no flowers, no fancy meal. Just a steak, a blowjob and shut the fuck up for the rest of the day. Thats it! spread the word and help men feel appreciated! (curry option available).

Steak

Had a steak meal at home yesterday, it was really, really delicious, cooked to perfection, even though I say myself. I like them a bit bloody, but not roar, normally I don't enjoy steak, because its too expensive, but the local butchers had a half price voucher so I splashed out. I wonder, does the butcher lose money on this ? or does he normally make over 50% profit ? I'm in the wrong business.

Just a point

So, the 27 year-old companion of the captain of the Costa Concordia has again defended his actions on that fateful night. Whilst admitting that Yes, the underwear in his cabin was hers. His wife, too, has been defending him against his critics but one wonders now whether she will continue to.

The chap who painted the early murals on the walls of the Facebook office thought that the concept was ridiculous. Nonetheless he accepted shares in lieu of cash payment. Which is why he'll be a multi-millionaire when the company goes public shortly. Lucky bastard. - somebody else wrote this but I thought it was interesting

Argos waste

I was in town again last Saturday and was amazed at Argos, "pushing" their catalogues on passers by again; they did this a few months and here they are again, I don't know if it’s a new catalogue or the same one still being pushed, but this is such a waste of paper and millions of plastic bags unnecessarily; They have always had a catalogue available inside the door, if people wanted a catalogue they can go in and get one free of charge, now people are having them that will never use them. Think about the future, will there be any trees left ? will we run out of landfill ? I think there will be big problems, fortunately not in my lifetime but it will effect the children of the future.

Market Harborough is only a small town, there must be enough here for everybody to have a couple each