UK Schools to close

Our beloved leader BS Boris has announced that UK schools are to close and kids are to hang around the streets instead, this was considered to be a more effective way to spread the Coronavirus to old people and so reach the plateau sooner

People are already confused and conflicted over what they are supposed to do about self isolation / quarantine etc

BS Boris has assured people that the UK will pay whatever it takes to control the Pandemic, even though the UK has many times less ventilators than we need, I am sure there is one with the name Boris on it

Ventilators are expensive, and hard to come by, in any event, before the Coronavirus the UK needed around 20,000 nurses more than it had, largely thanks to BREXIT, now it will be even harder to find qualified staff to operate the ventilators, which are a highly skilled operation, even if we get the money

On one hand people are told to self isolate and avoid contact with others, so what about shopping? etc. well, there are untrained volunteers running around the streets without and protective clothing, collecting money, and taking to the houses (sometimes) are these magic people that cannot spread the virus? NO! are these people honest, who knows, they are not checked, so they could be criminals, case the house, mug the old, or steal the shopping money.

Even if someone survives the two weeks self isolation, you are not supposed to be wandering around the streets, so how do you get the shopping, care for your mother or kids, no suggestions have been offered

But, BS Boris says don't worry, we will beat it

So why are people so concerned, its not like he's ever lied before, or broken a promise, or let the public down in the past....